HAHAHA HOLY SHIT WE WERE LOOKING AT PICTURES OF SURGERIES IN CLASS AND ALL THE GUYS WERE HOOTING AT THE SLICED BREAST ONES AND THEN THE TEACHER SWITCHED TO A PENIS PIC WHERE IT WAS CUT OPEN AND SOME 300LB JOCK DOUCHEBAG FAINTED RIGHT OUT OF HIS CHAIR BOYS ARE WEAK BOYS ARE FUCKING WEAK
yesterday in the car my mom said “theres always the one gay twin out of a pair” and my twin brother and I shot a glance at one another because we’re both the gay twin
submission by: infinite—exo
Joan Rivers on the Ed Sullivan Show, 1967 (x)
HOW IN THE WORLD DID SHE TALK LIKE THIS BACK THEN AND END UP HOSTING A SHOW TEARING APART WHAT PEOPLE LOOK FOR A FRIGGING LIVING????
Because I’m a very good person who has the coolest followers ever and because I’ve gained 400+ followers in 20 days (WTF?) I decided to make another giveaway.
There’s only going to be 1 winner for this giveaway.I feel I frittered my money I’ve saved for 17 years OTL but I love you so there you go.
The lucky winner (no actually the VERY LUCKY winner okay) will be getting:
- EXO MAMA Albums (both K and M versions) [sealed]
- EXO XOXO Albums (both K and M versions) [sealed]
- EXO GROWL (repackaged) Albums (both K and M versions) [sealed]
- EXO MIRACLES IN DECEMBER Albums (both K and M versions) [sealed]
- SM THE BALLAD VOL. 2 ‘BREATH’ Albums (both Korean and Chinese versions) [sealed]
- Nature Republic Friends Hand Cream
- Nature Republic Super Origin Collagen BB Cream
- Armpit kit (LMAO This was mainly supposed to be joke, but if you want it I’ll give it to you too haha xD)
- Daniel Black Buckle detail Block heel Boot
- New MCM Visetos Stark Backpack Medium Genuine Beige /Cognac [guys you can only pick 1 of these, you definitely won’t get both they costed around 800€ each even tho THB I didn’t have to pay anything to get them and that’s why I’m giving one away LOL the other one I’ll keep for myself xD)
- Exo Socks
- Exo Wolf 88 T-Shirts (You’ll get 4 of them, you can pick)
- EXO SIGNATURES FROM THE FANSIGN FROM ALL 12 MEMBERS!♥
- A LOT OF EXO PICTURES (ESPECIALLY LUHAN, BAEKHYUN AND YIXING)
I guess you have to follow me ‘cause this is the giveaway for my followers after all so please… and also don’t un-follow me right after this giveaway finishes don’t be a butt thanks. Follow me hereI have just realized that the thing above was very rude tho I didn’t mean to sound like that! I realized it doesn’t make any sense so if you do like my blog, I’ll be very happy if you follow, but if you don’t like it, you don’t have to follow me / you can unfollow me. Don’t worry, you can still participate in the giveaway and if you get chosen I’ll still message you for your prizes^^ I hope this is fair. :)
THE RULES NOW:
- You have to be 16+ or have a pp cause if you don’t I can get in trouble so please do keep that in mind
- This giveaway is INTERNATIONAL because there’s A BUNCH of people out there that I love and do not live where I live so…
- NO GIVEAWAY BLOGS (I’LL CHECKKKK)
- YOU CAN REBLOG AS MANY TIMES AS YOU WANT (likes DO count)
- Please have your ask box opened because the winner will be notified via message. If the winner does not respond on my message after 48
(Baek’s lucky number ehmm) hours, a new winner will be drawn
- I’ll be using random.org so this giveaway’s going to be 888888% fair
- Don’t erase this text guys (I’LL CHECK!).
This giveaway will end on
April 1st April 2nd (cause people thought it’s an April Fools joke… -_-)
Please enter okay I spent a lot of money here haha xD
Lub yoo my deers ♥
AWH ONE MORE THINK GUYSE! I got quite a lot of messages saying you want me to become your friend (REALLY GUYS OMG REALLLYYY *0*) Don’t be shy to talk to me baby~ I’m a friendly person lol I don’t bite~ Especially if you like EXO OMG I’ll love you forever! ♥ So please, message me ><
MORE GIVEAWAY FAQ’S HERE
"come on sweetie we have to go run errands"
"we have to leave now please put on some pants"
"we dont have time for you to take a shower we need to leave"
"ILL BE WAITING FOR YOU IN THE CAR IF YOURE NOT THERE IN 3 MINUTES IM LEAVING WITH OUT YOU"
"do you know how bad fries ar-"
THE COMMENTS ON NASH GRIERS INSTAGRAM ARE MAKING ME PISS MY SELF THIS FUCKING ASSHOLE DESERVES IT. YOUR BLUE EYES CANT GET YOU OUT OF THIS ONE U SHIT
where luhan is the hyung for once and kris is babied (ღ˘⌣˘ღ)